TheAngryNerd101's game Reviews on Newgrounds

[Madness: Project Nexus (Classic)]

My biggest regret in life is not making a NG account all those years ago. I really should've. I first played this like in 2015, around the same time I got into other awesome games like Meat Boy, Isaac, Henry Stickmin, etc. This has nothing to do with why not making a NG account years ago being my biggest regret. This does:
I got the "Do What Comes Natural" badge.
"But, TheAngryNerd! That's cool! What, aren't you proud of that?"
Yes, I'm very proud of what I accomplished. That's why I'm so fucking pissed off with myself for not making an account. NOW I HAVE TO DO IT ALL OVER AGAIN FUCCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'm pretty sure I beat it using Deimos... oh well ;-;
Will update and review after I get the badge again. See you all in a couple of days.

[Superfighters]

I'm so trash at this game

[Super Mario 63]

Super Mario 63 is a flash game I and many others hold very close to our hearts, for it has brought us all great joy in our early childhoods. This game came out when I was 4, and you know what else I did when I was 4? Played flash games. I was also a Nintendo fan the majority of my life, so it was really easy for me to get into this game.
My reasoning for being nostalgic about it aside, Super Mario 63 is one of the greatest flash games ever made, period. The controls are simple and easy to understand, yet they still allow for more complex moves (triple jump, back flip, etc.). The worlds (levels) are pretty big, making exploration possible, but not too big so the player doesn't feel overwhelmed. The shines are pretty fun to collect, albeit some of them are quite challenging. My biggest takeaway from this game however is not the fact that it's an incredibly well made Mario flash game (that alone is already amazing), but the fact that it incorporated so many elements from different Mario games into it, and not only that, it incorporated elements from 3D Mario games into 2D! My favorite one obviously being FLUDD. Overall, SM63 is a masterpiece of a game everyone should try out, Mario fan or not.

[lint]

I was revisiting a bunch of old games I used to play on NG when I was younger, one of those games being lint. It's a short, simple, but satisfying little game and I am extremely grateful for Newgrounds Player for giving me the luxury of enjoying my favorite games in this day and age when they otherwise would be unplayable.

[Interactive Buddy v.1.01]

This game used to be so much fun man. Now I can only move his hand. Now how am I supposed to relieve my stress?

[The Impossible Quiz]

I decided to revisit my old friend The Impossible Quiz after another old friend made me attempt to speedrun it after losing a bet. I wasn't looking forward to it because I would always rage quit every time I tried to beat this damn quiz.
Anyways I made it to question 84 and then gave up because I couldn't beat the minigame cause I'm trash lol. 23 attempts. 1.5 hours. Okay I've spent enough time playing. It was nice to see Chris The Cat for the first time though.
The Impossible Quiz is a game I along with my childhood friends will always hold dear to our hearts, even if it has gotten us in trouble in class for holding 'tournaments' (basically you have to beat the quiz faster than anyone else. No one ever won LOL). It's funny, clever, and brutal. Love it.

[Meat boy (map pack)]

I didn't even realize this expansion existed until very recently, and I've been a Meat Boy fan for 7+ years. Wow. Anyways, here's my review.
These are the hardest levels of any game I've ever played. The definitive hardest levels. Dear god I've been playing for hours just trying to beat one of the levels in 'Expert' category. I went to go check out the others and oh my god the ones from 'impossible' are absolutely insane. I give up. No other game has been able to push me this far. For that I applaud everyone who submitted their levels to make this expansion pack and I give this map pack a 10/10. These levels are so fucking hard I can't beat them. I just can't.
I fucking love all of you! You guys are the best/worst!

[Newgrounds Rumble]

I can't even open it in Newgrounds Player :,(

[Polarity Switch]

Another great puzzle game by Rob! You're always bringing new and unique ideas to the table, so every game you make always feels fresh and exciting in some way. The puzzles are challenging as always, and solving them is really satisfying. I don't know how you're always able to come up with so many interesting concepts for your games.
One thing that I would like to say, is that those later levels are some of the best I've played. They are really difficult, they may be some of the most difficult you've ever made, and they had me scratching my head for hours. And that, is a GREAT thing! Level 24 especially was a doozy. Phew!
Once again you surprised us with another very well made grid puzzle game with a new concept. You never disappoint! I can't wait to see what you make next, because this one was a delicious treat!

[UNITRES Dreams]

My God, how... how do I put my thoughts into words?
This game is absolutely incredible! The visuals are amazing! Colorful, bright, it looks straight out of a dream! Stages are filled to the brim with detail, not to mention they are unique, and DEAR GOD THEY ARE TREMENDOUSLY LARGE. Like, freaking HUGE!!! I honestly can't imagine how much time and effort must've been put into making these levels, and this game!
The levels are so big in fact, that I got lost and ended up spending more than an hour trying to beat the Dreamscape.
Add this together with excellent gameplay, and cool characters as an added bonus, and you have a recipe for a game that not only looks good, but also plays good. I really love the mechanics and abilities. The shield and attack mechanic is interesting and adds more to the already great gameplay. I also really love how the moves I mentioned earlier can also be used to jump higher, if that makes any sense. First you jump, then double jump, then hold down(or left or right) and use the attack button, then you use it again but without holding down, and then you can use shield. This can help you reach higher areas I guess hehe.
All that being said, let me just say that THIS is what a truly great platformer game looks like.
This game really captures the whole Sonic feel, too.
Overall, it's a truly incredible game. I'd go as far as to say it's a masterpiece, and in the future it will be considered a classic. I am blown away by the quality of it. 10/10.